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1, Ye Sun three to go fishing, my grandfather took the fishing rod in a daze, after the father to see grandchildren, said: Look, your father in that daze, with the silly B-like. Father hit his son a slap in the face angry shouted: Your father was silly B too!
2, a land of drought in May, a farmer then ask a wanderers when there is rain, a moment wanderers gave the farmer a folded piece of paper, and language: not because of secret leakage, and only until the rain that day to open to see. Soon the rain, the farmer then included the note opened it, saw that says - Rain Today, farmers lamented, really tmd quasi
3, the morning bus, a dig from the bag cell phone at the time, and then simply said
4, stool with urine is a good brother. One day stool killed by a car crossing the street, urinate said: Niu said: ! ! ! ! asics gel kayanos! ! ! ! , remind caution Internet language. I know a little child, always said, for safety, but experts also say: It is still not too frequent.
8, leading his son liar. this led to buy a lie detector robot is on children coming home. Father: Where were you? children: Library . Robot slap slap the past. children: to watch pornographic films of students house. Father: big guts, my life, I have never seen. robot then a slap to his father. mother said the father angrily: deserve, for son so harsh. how to say he is your real daughter to! WHACK! robot gave his mother a big slap in the face.
9, recent work tired, a lot of pressure. QQ, then an old friend to ask a: days to join. sofa did not understand, ask the chair: drinking every day to lose, so why has played energetically? chair said,
11, I am really impressed - suddenly felt 360 pairs Tencent really Forever Yours. Even to the extent of public opposition, start QQ, 360 still continue to protect him, for his Trojan scan. You love a person, love to hate the point is still reluctant to leave him and let him hurt. I break out tears ran ... ... Dear, I have to do your 360! ! !
12, once in the restaurant for dinner, the hall can be song. I was eating, I heard a sound there came the host of that sweet voice: song name is One day, they go to the park to play.. suddenly saw something on the ground. brother Miaole Miao, said: said: up like going to the toilet `````surgery, to his surgeon wore a mask, the man angry and said: ... ... ... br> 16, a language lesson,
teacher cried out a sleeping students to answer questions,
the student stumbled Han can not tell.
teacher frustration said: Zhiyi Sheng will also ah! You do not look at me, how do you know the African wild cat look like ah! I eat the mushrooms taken a `` `, rabbits have not come back, a brother said: years later, the rabbits have not come back, two to discuss Big Brother, do not wait, and we eat it ~ ~ ~
At this point, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out from next to the jungle, angry said: unitary number! unitary number! unitary number! farmers
people do not know him, there is no promise, no one agreed to see the nurse, called II go, and this and farmers did not call him
waited a long time, on the anxious, the nurse said: you is the date it? farmers say that I am at it! that just tell you, how can you not
promise you? farmers say when you told me, is the No. One nurse said unitary, is a unitary, one that is unitary, Agriculture
people understand, they go see a doctor, the doctor asked: Where are you uncomfortable? farmers Answer: a pain doctors do not understand: a
pain? farmer said: back pain, the doctor angry: back pain to back pain, how to be a pain? farmer said: You say a nurse is on
unitary (waist), (back) is a unitary, doctors Minzui smile, to He opened a bar, said: go, test (swallow)
stool, test (swallow) urine, after ten minutes, feces farmers mouth hanging back, the doctor, go pee barely swallow
, the stool is really swallow does not go! doctors laugh and cry, it gave the farmers explain, to understand the farmers, who take
bottles of urine out, just to swallow the urine over, managed to squeeze half a bottle, come back, just the door , accidentally hit a pregnant woman is
good body, urine is spilled, the farmers worry, this country? pregnant woman said: Do not panic, I have it paul smith new york!
to the toilet on their own a bottle of urine to the farmers, the farmers took to the laboratory, over a single laboratory to find the doctor, who is also a
careless, looked at a single laboratory to the farmer, said: all right, you are pregnant. listening to the farmers, who take the test alone home < br>, and after arriving home, his wife pops against two hand fan, angrily: I said I was above it, you have to in the above,
see me get pregnant, right?
20, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his false eye belly, eyes being stuck in the anus, how to get no
, so he went to the hospital. doctor when they were stunned at the check, and woke up when he made a remark: I looked at life
anus, anus did not expect today to be looked at.
21, < br> night, after the last king of a teacher marking papers, tired to unscrew the radio,
; radio came a few words: (especially this year), so that they get valuable practice
......Following
added :foam, fell to the ground ......< br>
22,
our high school, some teachers of the students was very good. a bunch of students has long been oppressed, they a good teacher to discuss the entire Old
this day, this teacher in the classroom lectures, take back the pain of a cheeky boy color, hand clutching his stomach gently
moan. ignores the teacher did, continue to preach , the half, the teacher turned around just for the blackboard to write notes, the male
students suddenly At this time, another boy took
a teaspoon, scoop a spoonful of something to scoop on the desk to eat, chewing also says: > Health yeah. Many veterans of the Medal of the infantry. just returned to town, his friends gave him a girlfriend referred
presentations at him out before his friend gave him a lot of advice:
things, but some things you want to listen to me. First, you get off your girlfriend was asked to open the door; Second, when your girlfriend into
seat after you should help her in her chair; third, to be gentle when you speak to her at her; first Fourth, what she needs East
West you have to first do a good job, do not let her hands. We go home, she said thirsty, so I ran for her to buy
drinks. > 24,
day, a driver driving on the road were robbed by highway, said: !
25,
day, a count recognize a few characters of the little devils, stroll in the streets hungry, began to look for restaurants. It is a small surface to
Hall door and saw written on the signboard in front of the characters: beef noodles, large emission surface, potluck.
it wants to try, and went inside.
busy waiter hurried over and asked: looked at the signboard on the written word on end, a cross
read: large, stressing each syllable.
Thus, restaurant diners looked surprised all the little devils, whispered discussion: the devils to the country hunting ducks.
When he finally shines on a wild duck, the duck fell into a farmer's yard.
Devils climb the fence to pick up prey. However, the farmer saw everything shaking shotgun said loudly: !, After a while, devils, said:
explains: this contest. But the farmer asked his first play,
to show fairness. Always thinking of sixty years ago the villagers were killed revenge, but his heart more clearly, now
can not kill devils. Then, the Chinese farmers back legs stretched out, doing all that is according to kick ass devils. Pain
Devils fell to the ground does not want students groaning, crying, rolling on the floor. A full ten minutes later, he tried to climb up, grinding his teeth
hoarse, said:
roll back. Male
seated men and women after a dozen women stop to chat, only one person in the a la carte. Good point, and seek meaning
see and talk: So a man child
in Beijing, said:
lady blushed, still no movement.
a female colleague and quickly smooth things over: will you? Dozen people to make a group laugh, Miss
is a loss.
28,
serving the first lift on a mixed child. Children served with a big lift, followed by Jidie child ingredients, sauces what
of children. Miss Mo Liushen serving time, sprinkle a drop of sauce on a child's pants on the man child. That man child is
intentionally funny bored child, pretending to Miss sullenly asked: to do?
saw Miss deft children to Jidie ingredients, sauces children fall down in the lift children on one hand and chopsticks in one hand and spoon
child, a brush with a few marinated. Children of that man then said:
Xie Xie.
29,
on the main course - burning leg of lamb, a big plate of meat and bone, a saucer with salt and pepper children. A Beijing man child loves this child population,
unceremoniously grabbed a leg of lamb, is a Kacha, quack quack jack jack's eat together.
lady saw, said: Local colleagues, said:
lady hurried over and asked: Everybody looked at, adrift. Carefully to get the mouth of the leg of lamb,
cautious bite.
lady said:
in the end how to eat!?
full house got up to greet, a voice chatted. Next to the young lady was very beautiful Shi Yan, the new, the experience was not a rich, quite tight
Zhang.
everyone seated, it was greeted: leadership added, saying: What do you count? , pass me what is going on? ! Not to pursue the leadership of mass, the crowd held magnanimity inconvenience. Miss Manager Ruzhui Wuli
clouds.
31,
wine over Sanxun, up a dish: Dodo, leading Dodo! discretion soup spoon holders burberry trench coat, said:
soon after the soup will do, there are things floating round and asked: eat! could not tell you? .
32,
have a taxi driver pulled up passengers at the station, the driver see the passenger humble,
; is a stranger, he wanted to kill it. Then he pulled at the station beat about the bush.
around to the first 6 circle, the passenger side of the road pointing to a statue, said: exactly the same. roadside stand statues,
and most are the same. : -------------------------------------------------- --------------------< br>
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