1. Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
2. drunk who has not satisfied, I will help the wall!
3. I lie like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
4. Big Brother, you know? Two brothers of the flesh are now more expensive than the master
5. Bunao if people eat more fish can be smarter, then you at least a pair of children to eat whales ... ...
6. No water to clean fish, were invincible to the base.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi too, with the use of it is not enough
8. Huai just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
9. I have friends around, ah, you quickly known for it, so I can sell the memoirs of
10. colleagues to see customers may be nervous, an opening is: What is your name ah? , you will give birth to a zebra to the 14. I am not a person I can be up just not human
15. God said, Let there be light, I said that I oppose, from the world asics tiger, with dark
16. a bad mood today asics running shoes, I am only four anything to say, including this and the previous two. I finished saying
17. a man would want to be a cow wandering in between A and C cows were
18. my great name of God, nickname called Jesus, the English name of God, Buddhist name, is such as to ...
19. people can not hang in a tree, near the trees in a few more dead trees to try
20. trees do not skin, die; people shame, invincible.
21. farmer three boxing hurts
22. In fact, I have been very popular: a child of my cute, and now people slut love
23. not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates
24. go its own way, let others go a taxi (other people's way, let others desperate)
25. mice carry the knife, the streets looking for the cat
26. as long as Kung Fu deep shit is seriously
27. the Chinese people who run the fastest? Cao Cao (non Liu Xiang). Because that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
28. Thinking of how far you go away
29. Only when long lines at the train station, in order to truly realize that they are
30. lovers and eventually became a family
31. spring, a group of geese are flying north, while arranged in B font, while arranged in T-..
32. where it falls where to lie down
33. tiger does not shout at you when I was a HELLO KITTY!
34. donkey is the concept came down ~
36. lost ...
37. no money, no power, do not point to the Hello, Can you tell me?
38. take the newspaper to the toilet, I was reading people.
39. on Google, Baidu.
40. a woman must be nice to yourself. Once exhausted, there will be another woman to spend your money, live in your house,
your husband sleeping, playing your baby!
41. your ugly and your face does not matter ...
42. grandfather were both came from the grandson of ... ...
43. God, you let the summer and winter living together yet? ! Give birth to this Bad weather!
44. what the woods are big birds!
45. not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates.
46. summer is not good, poor northwest wind when I did not even have to drink ... ...
47. as you toilet!
48. Huai just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
49. little things do not look for me, something more Do not look for me.
50. Do you think I will watch you to die? I will close my eyes.
51. reason why the angels fly because they are themselves very lightly ... ...
52. I like puppy love, but it was too late ... ...
53. since you do in front of me speak English, OK?
54. thinking of how far you go away!
55. long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful!
56. boss, the money for you, really that important? Speak more than three hours a penny drop?
57. wake up, the days are dark.
58. If I made a personnel manager, the first thing to do is promote their own boss.
59. I eat every day in addition to full-time in the weight loss, you say I do not have willpower?
60. water boat, also porridge.
61. do not buy a computer on a broadband, like wine and meat are ready before dinner, but became a monk.
62. there is a very ancient legend - XX campus can see the beauty in people who will live forever
63. raw, easy; live, easy; life is not easy.
64. kill you I will not say.
65. money can solve the problem is not a problem.
66. read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with a good mix!
67. even advertising letters, books, reading stupid, right?
68. do not eat how can effort to lose weight ah?
69. sleep is an art - who can not stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps.
70. The early bird gets the worm, the early worm by birds.
71. My God, they lost my clothes!
72. my cell phone in his girlfriend's name is
73. and you do not like me because I am human.
74. ask to have the misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel
75. I drink only drink pure water, milk, drink milk asics onitsuka tiger, so I simply
76 God-given our youth also gave us acne.
77 problems start to find the cause, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
78 Although I am not very handsome long, but the child was also boast my left nostril is idol.
79 Mom's advice: girl, have the strength to eat a proper diet ah!
80 Spring is cold and the season of high emotion, people do not care a cold, careless love, and I belong to
former.
81 I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ drowned friends.
82 Money is not everything, and sometimes need a credit card.
83 I allow you into my world, but it will not allow you to walk around my world.
84 I hope that one day my wallet can double click, then select the one hundred dollar bills, press a lonely tree standing in the street for thousands of years, lonely wait, just for one day you walked
from me dumping you, even if I hit flat you do not live in vain.
86 love me please raise your hands, do not love me upside down.
87 people afraid of strong fear of famous pig, male fear of female Papan money.
88 If money is a mistake, I prefer to repeat the mistakes again.
89 if the marriage is the tomb of love, then I expect a man to bury me.
90 Do not hang in a tree, you can have to try several times around the tree.
91 Do not bank card password is set to a girlfriend's birthday, or always want to change much trouble.
92 most happy thing: sleep whenever he woke up. Count the money a few hand cramps. The most sad thing: sleep sleep hand cramps
, few amount of money to wake up naturally.
93 money can not buy a house buy a house but you can buy a marriage but can not buy love, you can buy a watch but can not buy time
, money is not everything, but is a source of pain. Put your money to me, let me bear the pain to a person!
94 boys with poor support, or do not know struggle, the girl was raised rich, or a piece of cake to coax people away.
95 who was friends pretended to be dead, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery.
96 fate is responsible for shuffling, but the game of cards is our own!
97 young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces, old age, the mirror be even.
98 after the birth of a son of my name to be called is kind of looking forward, no love is kind of capability.
100 women of the United States, is stupid no regrets, a man of the United States, said the day hell is lying.
101 comparative study, wine asked roommate, I do not know guy next door can have a girlfriend?
102 martial arts in the high, but also afraid of knives.
103 each have at least one dream, there is a strong reason to.
104 mature people do not ask the past, clever Now people do not ask, do not ask the next open-minded people.
105 Love is like a rubber band pulled two people injured is always reluctant to let go of that one!
106 heart without resting places, Where are the Rangers!
107 brain is the most noble organ - because the brain tells you.
108 cherish the life - God has let you live, you certainly have his arrangements.
109 work, take a step backward, love, step back empty.
110 we had a little disagreement: She wanted me to put dirt into gold, as gold I want her to dirt.
111 the highest level of work is watching other people work, led the wages of others
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