You deserve to die laughing-

a woman to go out at night playing mahjong, afraid of waking her husband home at night, then in the living room clothes off his shirt, gently into the bedroom, only to her husband woke up, see this surprise: I am at your ancestors, to lay Oh great, lost in this way!
2, Chengdu yesterday, a car was called out eight sentences smoke, and actually more than a dozen people who own small hammer hammer hammer out battle to the glass The pulpy, ran all the bump, bump, when a woman has gone, the result is a false alarm, gas bus driver cursed: the child of God, seeking in that chaotic shouting, I scared out of urine
The truth is:
them today to ask 8 of Kazakhstan, said Kazakhstan was the woman touched the buttocks, the woman to scream, so everyone Zabo Li, that has burned up, the results also driver's hands hurt
step is the woman screaming: derailment of men and women; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
4, feeding a hungry wolf, heard a woman in training children: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
5, Wong heat of revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named Army Run, eight come!
6, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, went to the mountains meet Tiger Cubs, scared the sickle, hammer held in the head, Tiger said: not see it, to you it was a party to bear-like!
7, the farmer knows the weight of excrement, and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? The farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you that you are smelling the sauce.
8. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, then they put a second shot ... the gun ... then the third prisoner cried: Big Brother You strangle me, too damn scary!
9. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping!